Highlight
Has fewer than 10 Grewe Crewe at bats. Has more than 100 excuses to miss the games.
Quotable
"Ahhhhahhhhhahhhahhhhh!!!!!!!" - When asked (told) to join the team.
"Isn't there a euchre league we could play in somewhere" - Uttered (oh, I forgot, he's a pig farmer) during a particularly nasty defensive inning in 2001.
| Year | GP | AB | Hits | Runs | 2B | 3B | Yard | RBI | BB | Avg. | |
| 2001 | 1 | 3 | 0 | .000 | |||||||
| 2000 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 2 | .333 | ||||||
| 1999 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | ||||||
| 1998 | 1 | 1 | .000 | ||||||||
| 1997 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 2 | .250 | |||||
| Totals | 9 | 22 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | .273 |